Duckie is… an ugly duck! She’s also adopted, a Z grade socialite (think the Kardashians poorer, less insta-famous next door neighbour) and suffers dysmorphic delusions of grandeur. Duckie is very discombobulated to learn that only cygnets, NOT ducks transform into beautiful swans. However Duckie won’t allow mere genetics to stand in her way as she utilises surgery, social media, celebrity, Botox, feathers and fillers to fulfil her self-appointed birthright.

WIN: A double pass

WHAT: Ugly Duckling 

WHERE: The Butterfly Club, 5 Carson Place, off Little Collins St, Melbourne Vic 3000

WHEN: Monday 18 September, 8.30PM

VALUE: $64

MORE EVENT INFO: Ugly Duckling