The Never Ending Story did end. No actual “Wolf” on Wall Street. Not even a small metallic-looking coat in Full Metal Jacket. Why don’t we keep our promises? This as well as other important questions will not be answered – nor asked – in the premier of Willem Richards’s new off-the-wall one man sketch show Full Metal Jacket and other impractical fashions at this year’s Melbourne Fringe Festival.

Before you come see Full Metal Jacket and other impractical fashions, go through your closet and wear your most ridiculous jacket to the show. Because laughter of the credulous kind is expected.

WIN: A double pass

WHAT: Full Metal Jacket and other Impractical Fashions

WHERE: The Metropolitan Hotel, 36 Courtney St, North Melbourne

WHEN: Friday 29 September, 7.15PM

VALUE: $36

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