It’s time, in short, for the 2017 Eurovision Song Contest! Bella Union is breaking out the cocktail shakers and firing up the Big-Screen Bellavision Machine for three nights of slightly-delayed-simulcast harmonic wonderment (apologies to 5am-telecast devotees). There’ll be in-house voting slips, classic Eurovision clips and even the occasional special guest live performance (in the ad breaks) and our legendary Eurovision cocktails celebrating this year’s crop of contenders. There’ll be flags and sparkles and spangles and costumes and drinking and dancing and… probably merriment and bewilderment in equal measure, but it’s not as if we’d have it any other way. So: gather round, ye wolves of the sea! Fire up ye olde glitter-cannon and avast ye spoilers, for these be the nights of Eurovision!